March 2012
spenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer:
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panicatthegay-bar:
today I accidentally brushed arms with some guy at school and I instantly thought of ‘our skin just had sex’
brabecks:
excuse me
ma’am in the rosevest
u have an amazing rack
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
patrickcherub:
look at what bands have done to us
February 2012
infinityongay:
i hope the next time rick santorum goes to the movies the person gives him his ticket and tells him to enjoy his movie and he says “you too” without thinking and then crumples into a pitiful ball of shame and waits for the earth to swallow him whole
trohmen:
i wish i could take all the love in the world and put it in a box and send it to patrick stump but i’m just an annoying teenager who likes bands and eats a lot
david karp: how many things do i have to do to this website so that they'll stop using it?
sirgabilliam:
its good to know that we can always count on pete to stay relevant to the topic
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
patrickhumps:
pete is either clueless or so in thought about it that hes giving everyone who insulted Patrick an indian rug burn on their face
obesitycore:
becomes a blog about how much i love patrick stump
sirgabilliam:
yes i understand that it was a joke
but still
after someone writes out a long post about how much sad they are you don’t send that to them
no matter how good of friends you are
patrickhumps:
can we go back to #welovepatrick
instead of #fuckyoudallon pls
cobrastarfruit:
patrick posts big emotional text post
pete reblogs a picture of a dinosaur in a shower
15 year old tumblr user: wtf how dare you insult patrick go kill yourself for saying such rude shit he is an inspiration soul punk is amazing i hate everyone
2 minutes later
15 year old tumblr user: FUCK GERARD WAY BEING HAPPY I JUST WANT TO BRING BACK THE EMO DANGER DAYS WAS FUCKING STUPID FUCK YOU YOU CHANGED
obesitycore:
every time someone is mean to patrick stump another sweet little innocent bunny dies
russelhobbs:
pretty high for a white guy
brabecks:
i think what hurts him the most about all of this is the fact that patrick cares so much about his fans and then a good amount of those “fans” turn around and are able to say such hurtful things to him
patrickhumps:
idg how some people look so calm and cool while taking pictures with their favorite musicians
id be like
michael-ball:
a world without patrick stump is not a world i want to live in
patrick stump got hate sent to his house
really society
really
y3llowcard:
like can you imagine patrick just sitting at his computer typing that and the emotions and feelings and thoughts that inspired him to write all of that it’s fucking terrible people are terrible monsters and he only deserves the best in the world literally i’d give everything for him to be happy
theofficialtimtebow:
if you never had a crush on drake bell then you probably never had a childhood
degaydance:
i don’t understand how people can say patrick stump sucks and doesn’t have talent
i mean, give that man a slice of cheese and a straw and come back 30 minutes later and he’ll have an entire fucking album that’s just as perfect as he is
Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
paTRICK NO NOW I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING IN YOUR WEBSTORE JESUS I MUST SUPPORT YOU PRECIOUS ANGEL
cobrastarfruit:
im going to punch everyone who ever insulted patrick stump
dillpickleweekes:
and on the sixth day, satan said, “let there be uggs”
minghag:
the dash icons went from emo and boring to bright and gay
they pulled an mcr
